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When a two-faced ho waves at you.

sodamnrelatable:

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Dear guy sitting next to me, I can see you copying my test. Sincerely, joke’s on you, I didn’t study either.

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I finally managed a half hour on the treadmill tonight. I did 1.04 miles, burnt 240 calories.

girlgrowingsmall:

professorfalconer:

Not bad for a guy whose been having back spasms all day.

I’m proud of you.

When my mom is bitchin’

sodamnrelatable:

she mad for no reason like

im like, the fuck?

she says “YOU GOTTA ATTITUDE NOW?”

im like “wait, me?”

then she’s like

so i run to my room like WTF!

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That proud moment when you say something funny in class, and everyone laughs at it.

sodamnrelatable:

Everyone’s like:

and they can’t stop laughing:

so YOU acted like this and pretended to be humble:

but deep inside:

“thanks guys, your laughs really means alot”

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Everything I want to do, looks so much easier in my head than it is in reality.

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